I'm going to join the Freezer
On a Hooray Henry boat.
I'll get moored up upon a bouy,
And then just sit and float!
I'm told that all the Dinghies,
Will really race flat out!
And some will then turn over!
When they have to go about.
The Safety boats will then rush in,
And pick up all the floaters.
Then put them on the boats like ours.
The Hooray Henry boaters.
They must be Mad to race about
In temperatures Sub-Zero.
I think, to me, they've got to be.
Some sort of Bl***ing Hero.
I'm told that everybody
Has a really smashing time.
And I hope that all who read it
Have a giggle at my rhyme!!
By "Songpiper" 2010